Okay I noticed how some people have funny or memorable IM quotes in there sigs so this is thread for 'em.

Example:

th2headedboy (6:00:03 PM): http://forums.govteen.com/showthread.php?t=216596
alexlachiusa (6:08:16 PM): OH
alexlachiusa (6:08:17 PM): MY
alexlachiusa (6:08:19 PM): FUCKING
alexlachiusa (6:08:21 PM): GOD
alexlachiusa (6:08:32 PM): ew
alexlachiusa (6:08:40 PM): and yet so arousing
th2headedboy (6:08:53 PM): lqksdfa;hwe'
th2headedboy (6:08:56 PM): a,jf
th2headedboy (6:08:59 PM): lol
th2headedboy (6:09:01 PM): hahaha
th2headedboy (6:09:11 PM): good lord i love you
alexlachiusa (6:09:35 PM): tell me im pretty

It's probably not the exact same thing but Marc's chats are always fun

Marc: I know you're the guy who came up with the "too long" penis but what do you do in that case?
Marc: So I was giving it to this girl and I couldn't come because I couldn't get it all in.
Marc: It was hitting her cervix
Marc: Not to gloat or anything I mean I'm a man of average size
Marc: and she was four

Then another where I sent him a picture of a girl fisting (?) herself with a soccer ball.
and he goes...
Marc: I wonder if she even plays

I would post the "lesbian" one but I'd have to check with Marc if it's ok. Haha.

vvv petey leaving an aim chat with me and Len

Any chat with me is fine to post; if I didn't want it to enter public domain I wouldn't have typed it. Anyone can say what they want about me; motivation is all that concerns me.

me and anna have the gnarliest aim convos out of everyone

theyre full of scandalous hilariousness

(Anna and I**)
Dude mos def. If only I had saved them.

grantdalf (05:06:52): a friend of mine has stated ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS...
grantdalf (05:07:00): ...zakk wylde > buckethead
marcwormjim signed off at 05:07:12.
marcwormjim signed on at 05:07:44.
marcwormjim (05:07:50): Alright. I didn't read that. So how are you?
grantdalf (05:07:53): haha

I dont save them but heres one right now of moderate funny

[00:34] mark: wait wait wait
[00:34] mark: one cotton picking second
[00:35] mark: hot damn, it sthe 4th o' july!
[00:35] Alyssa: cotton pickin lol
[00:38] mark: is "wait on cottin picking second" racist?
[00:38] mark: like saying "stop yo work nigga and listen to what masta here has to say before i rape yo son"?
[00:38] Alyssa: HAHA
[00:38] Alyssa: I think it is
[00:39] mark: lol
[00:40] mark: but I can say it without getting shanked or raped?
[00:41] Alyssa: true
[00:41] Alyssa: Theyre too dumb to know
[00:42] mark: lol
[00:42] mark: i know if i have a wedgie and go to a black dude and am like "yo dude, can you pick the cotton out of my ass?" I generally get a whoppin
[00:42] Alyssa: hhah

fu im caucuban

YOU LIVE IN OUR COUNTRY DAMNIT!
(lolz sorry. ilu?)

So... not aim... but it's from msn uno. Player 2s me. The other dudes obviously Mave, and who knows who the other chick is. There was another dude called big kev but he didnt talk:

Think_Suzzie102> omg i have bad spelling
Player2> i have bad herpes
Think_Suzzie102> ewww
Think_Suzzie102> yay
GNARMYROLY1> this game rules
Player2> indeed
GNARMYROLY1> and player2's herpes rules
Think_Suzzie102> lol
GNARMYROLY1> she hooked me up
GNARMYROLY1> rad case of herpes
Player2> you love it
GNARMYROLY1> i do
Player2> the burning sensation adds a little extra zing to pissing
GNARMYROLY1> hahah
GNARMYROLY1> the sores on my sack rule
Player2> .khxczKJzXhb
Player2> they so do
GNARMYROLY1> she pops them for me
Player2> with my teeth
GNARMYROLY1> so radf

Dude i dont engage in many online chats much anymore but since it was the 4th of July I convinced Mave to come with me to Collab for old times sake, and mother of god I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

im dying and have no clue hwy im still up on this but fuckk kaklffa

Shock xNx Terrah: take the advice you gave to meh earlier, go watch some disney movies. that'll rise yer niceness level right up!
Ghstface FAU: i tried, but when i watched the lion king, i identified with scar too much and i started throwing people into herds of buffalo.

detonatee0: i have 76 movies
melissa6695: where do you download them from?
detonatee0: direct connect
melissa6695 wants to directly connect

the holly tape81 (12:25:38 PM): 3 meat patties
Ironyisadedscene (3:25:34 AM): bacon is amazing
the holly tape81 (12:25:40 PM): 6
the holly tape81 (12:25:42 PM): strips
the holly tape81 (12:25:44 PM): of bacon
Ironyisadedscene (3:25:44 AM): 3? thats too much
Ironyisadedscene (3:25:49 AM): ill ask for 2
the holly tape81 (12:25:55 PM): youll be sweating out grease
the holly tape81 (12:26:11 PM): you can FEEL your arterys stroking out
Ironyisadedscene (3:26:11 AM): hahaha
Ironyisadedscene (3:26:18 AM): i eat the chicken from there
the holly tape81 (12:26:25 PM): thats when you know your having a damn good sandwich
Ironyisadedscene (3:26:22 AM): its less fat
the holly tape81 (12:26:33 PM): its god too
Ironyisadedscene (3:26:36 AM): spicy chicken sangwich
the holly tape81 (12:26:51 PM): yummmers
Ironyisadedscene (3:26:47 AM): but i get cheese and bacon on it
the holly tape81 (12:26:54 PM): baconators better
Ironyisadedscene (3:27:01 AM): i agree, but i cant eat it
the holly tape81 (12:27:14 PM): U MUST
Ironyisadedscene (3:27:30 AM): ITS TOO MUCH
Ironyisadedscene (3:27:33 AM): im not man enough
the holly tape81 (12:28:11 PM): pusssssah
Ironyisadedscene (3:28:18 AM): i want one though
the holly tape81 (12:28:30 PM): next time i get one
the holly tape81 (12:28:33 PM): ima be all
the holly tape81 (12:28:34 PM): NO CHESE
the holly tape81 (12:28:37 PM): NO MAYO
the holly tape81 (12:28:41 PM): NO CATSUP
Ironyisadedscene (3:28:36 AM): NO MEAT
Ironyisadedscene (3:28:40 AM): JUST BACON
Ironyisadedscene (3:28:44 AM): NO BUB
Ironyisadedscene (3:28:46 AM): BUN
the holly tape81 (12:28:52 PM): JUST MAPLE SYRUP
Ironyisadedscene (3:28:50 AM): hahaha
Ironyisadedscene (3:28:59 AM): just bacon
the holly tape81 (12:29:11 PM): you habs and your bacon and syrup
Ironyisadedscene (3:29:10 AM): and can you wrap the bacon around a stick of butter? thanks

the holly tape81 (12:38:22 PM): CAN YOU JUST REPLACE THE MAYO WITH A STICK OF BUTTER
Ironyisadedscene (3:38:35 AM): and the bun with two cookies
the holly tape81 (12:38:50 PM): OH DEAR GOD
the holly tape81 (12:38:51 PM): SIR
the holly tape81 (12:38:52 PM): YOU
Ironyisadedscene (3:38:47 AM): hahaha
the holly tape81 (12:38:53 PM): ARE
the holly tape81 (12:38:56 PM): BRILLIANT

Never again will I dare attempt to eat one of those sandwiches.

Its all pain and suffering...

bullshit son, its amazing.

The taste is amazing that isnt even an issue. Its how you feel after you eat it, and it makes your face as greasy as truckstops fingers after a bucket of chicken.

Ah yes, another thing we have in common.

A deep love for heart disease <3

The Baconator is alright. I'd rather get a Quad Stacker from BK though.

Baconator?

It's a new Wendy's burger.

Also what they're talking about up there. ^^^

asdklfjsfls

GNARMYroly: im so gay. i love taking it

and later:

GNARMYroly: sorry but seriously i gotta whack my shit

Sorry, but I had to bump this. I jokingly told my friend to do this and he actually did it.


She was talking about how upset she was...


new past time (4:07:40 PM): wats wrong
X0XRhsChick55X0X (4:08:26 PM): my aunt died today
new past time (4:08:53 PM): lol

erjgiufdjhsui

marcwormjim (8:27:40 PM): I went with this gal to a costco today to pick up some antibiotics for my achy-breaky illness, and when I passed by a display air hockey table this fat retarded japanese troll bitch climbed out from under it and said "this air table's beautiful how much is it!?"

tinyvoices19 (8:28:04 PM): hahaha

marcwormjim (8:28:14 PM): she also had chunks of hair missing, bows in her dreadlocks I said dreadlocks, and brown shit falling out of her mouth

marcwormjim (8:28:37 PM): so anyway she asked me that...in front of a huge sign that says "air hockey tables $539"

marcwormjim (8:29:00 PM): so I said "It's $539" and she said "Wow I have fourteen dollars!"

tinyvoices19 (8:29:00 PM): hahaha

tinyvoices19 (8:29:24 PM): you lie

marcwormjim (8:29:40 PM): no, I don't.

marcwormjim (8:30:10 PM): so I went to the DVD/book/computer games section to see if the aqua teen movie was out

marcwormjim (8:30:15 PM): and she was behind me

tinyvoices19 (8:30:28 PM): eww

marcwormjim (8:30:53 PM): she held up a big box of bicycle cards and said "I heah to buy UNO dya play UNO how much dis cost!!"

marcwormjim (8:31:15 PM): I said "the price tag on it says thirteen dollars for six decks"

tinyvoices19 (8:31:21 PM): adfasdfadh

tinyvoices19 (8:31:24 PM): UNO

marcwormjim (8:31:30 PM): and she says "oh" and leaves.

marcwormjim (8:31:35 PM): without the box.

marcwormjim (8:31:41 PM): even though she could afford it.

tinyvoices19 (8:32:03 PM): YOU CAN'T PLAY UNO WITH PLAYING CARDS LOL

king for a day...fool for a lifetime says:
do you have a job yet?
olen says:
Ya owls in going to without
king for a day...fool for a lifetime says:
what
king for a day...fool for a lifetime says:
the
king for a day...fool for a lifetime says:
fuck
king for a day...fool for a lifetime says:
did you just say
olen says:
they phoned me a few hours ago
king for a day...fool for a lifetime says:
oh, that's what it thought

DILLIGAF says:
haii Shayneybum
shayne sex-on-the-tv-can't-hurt-unless-u-fall-off says:
I love you
shayne sex-on-the-tv-can't-hurt-unless-u-fall-off says:
lets have sex
DILLIGAF says:
random...I love you too
shayne sex-on-the-tv-can't-hurt-unless-u-fall-off says:
OMFG guess wat
DILLIGAF says:
wat? I never guess.
shayne sex-on-the-tv-can't-hurt-unless-u-fall-off says:
I just had a threesome with yo moma and your aunty…
DILLIGAF says:
lol!!!
DILLIGAF says:
You’re cool now, cause you like Butterfingers
shayne sex-on-the-tv-can't-hurt-unless-u-fall-off says:
I was always cool. I’m just one of those ppl you see in the street and say “OMG I wish I was as cool as that guy”

(9:27 PM) #69 D I N K Y! <: i love men
(9:27 PM) #69 D I N K Y! <: they r sexy
(9:27 PM) #69 D I N K Y! <: men r sexy
(9:27 PM) gav ;: τo aιι sĸεετ sĸεετ has left the conversation.

Sperm Eaters . That job is for the Girls.



Damn i do not eat nothing that comes out from Human Body.........Disgusting
http://forums.govteen.com/showthread.php?p...893#post3863893

(*)ted... says: (12:28:24 PM)
yo brownie do you have a pirate costume by chance lol

Eric says: (12:28:48 PM)
haha no man

Eric says: (12:28:49 PM)
what for?

(*)ted... says: (12:29:07 PM)
hah pirate party

Eric says: (12:30:09 PM)
dress up all gay and say youre a butt pirate

(*)ted... says: (12:30:19 PM)
hahahhah

(*)ted... says: (12:30:20 PM)
WOW

grantdalf (03:00:26): and on a lighter note
grantdalf (03:00:29): has thomas killed himself yet?

















































hang in there, man.

you have to read this...

grantdalf (08:19:29): i like my penis thank you very much
grantdalf (08:19:32): so does your dead mother
grantdalf (08:19:39): your father is indifferent
grantdalf (08:20:02): but he's too busy ramming himself with equine phallus
grantdalf (08:20:11): and they lived happily ever after
grantdalf (08:20:17): ..until they died
marcwormjim (08:20:56): I like to think they were unhappy and then they died.
grantdalf (08:21:07): it'd be the cherry
marcwormjim (08:21:28): This is going to be a special aim moment.
marcwormjim (08:22:19): If you don't post this, I will:
marcwormjim (08:22:26): this just came to me:
grantdalf (08:22:28): ok..
marcwormjim (08:22:47): "speaking of cherries, I hope my mom was a virgin when she died."
grantdalf (08:23:04): hahahauiaudihsfshugujds
marcwormjim (08:23:19): that was my immediate retort and it surprised the hell out of me.
grantdalf (08:23:20): i was going to make a fucking cherry joke aswell
grantdalf (08:23:23): but i thought
grantdalf (08:23:28): nah, i'll leave it
marcwormjim (08:23:53): I wasn't going to let physical impossibility prevent me from making a joke.
grantdalf (08:24:10): and that should be the way of things
marcwormjim (08:24:31): good lord that's my new favorite joke.
marcwormjim (08:24:40): I'm actually angry with myself.
marcwormjim (08:25:05): Because I know I'll never be able to recreate the state of mind I was in when it occured to me to type that.
marcwormjim (08:25:11): that was magic for me.
grantdalf (08:25:19): kill yourself
grantdalf (08:25:19): now
grantdalf (08:25:24): well, dont
grantdalf (08:25:32): make a time machine
grantdalf (08:25:38): go back to when you made the joke
grantdalf (08:25:49): and kill yourself, but as a third person
grantdalf (08:25:55): so future you kills past you
grantdalf (08:25:59): so then you, as a whole, will die
grantdalf (08:26:01): however
grantdalf (08:26:04): if past you dies
grantdalf (08:26:09): would you ever make the time machine?
grantdalf (08:26:31): 6 marks, show your working

grantdalf (12:12:27 AM): he may have died on the way or died in the house or died in hospital

grantdalf (12:12:36 AM): im thinking on the way

marcwormjim (12:12:34 AM): Maybe he faked his death and now takes opium rectally?

grantdalf (12:12:48 AM): perhaps

grantdalf (12:13:06 AM): i like to make jokes at the whole 'life begins at 40 thing'

grantdalf (12:13:22 AM): it was just over a month after his 40th when he died

marcwormjim (12:13:29 AM): so do you now believe you'll die at 40?

grantdalf (12:13:43 AM): well

grantdalf (12:13:54 AM): his brother, my uncle, died at 50

grantdalf (12:14:03 AM): my brother i think will die at 30

grantdalf (12:14:10 AM): and i'll die at 20

grantdalf (12:14:13 AM): we'll see

marcwormjim (12:14:12 AM): to be honest I didn't think people lived past 37 in the UK.

grantdalf (12:14:23 AM): i'm not one for superstition or anything though

marcwormjim (12:14:26 AM): on account of all the fried food and unprotected sodomy.

grantdalf (12:14:41 AM): you have a point

grantdalf (12:14:46 AM): that and the alcoholim

grantdalf (12:14:50 AM): alcoholism*

grantdalf (12:14:58 AM): alocohol-limb

grantdalf (12:15:00 AM): hmm

grantdalf (12:15:01 AM): wait

grantdalf (12:15:02 AM): fuck

grantdalf (12:15:05 AM): alchol*

grantdalf (12:15:06 AM): Ofihd

grantdalf (12:15:06 AM): jf

marcwormjim (12:15:03 AM): alcoholim, god of unrelated fountain pen production.

grantdalf (12:15:14 AM): alchohol*

grantdalf (12:15:19 AM): wait

grantdalf (12:15:25 AM): AM I EVEN FUCKING SPELLING IT RIGHT!?

grantdalf (12:15:29 AM): alcohol

grantdalf (12:15:34 AM): ...? 'the fuck is wrong with me

marcwormjim (12:15:34 AM): try a few more times, sparky.

grantdalf (12:15:55 AM): i got it right now, i've never had trouble spelling it

marcwormjim (12:15:55 AM): well then spell it pussy.

grantdalf (12:16:08 AM): i fucking did

grantdalf (12:16:11 AM): alcohol

marcwormjim (12:16:13 AM): that's a good orphan.

marcwormjim (12:16:16 AM): now suck my dick.

grantdalf (12:19:33 AM): i like my penis thank you very much

grantdalf (12:19:36 AM): so does your dead mother

grantdalf (12:19:43 AM): your father is indifferent

grantdalf (12:20:06 AM): but he's too busy ramming himself with equine phallus

grantdalf (12:20:15 AM): and they lived happily ever after

grantdalf (12:20:21 AM): ..until they died

marcwormjim (12:20:52 AM): I like to think they were unhappy and then they died.

grantdalf (12:21:12 AM): it'd be the cherry

marcwormjim (12:21:20 AM): speaking of cherries, I hope my mom was a virgin when she died.

grantdalf (12:23:08 AM): hahahauiaudihsfshugujds

...

marcwormjim (12:27:40 AM): dude some red guy just stabbed me in the back of the head with a sixteen-sided double dildo

marcwormjim (12:27:47 AM): and rode off in a zeppelin.

marcwormjim (12:27:55 AM): what in god's name have you done?

...

grantdalf (12:28:39 AM): k just posted..

marcwormjim (12:29:29 AM): damn

marcwormjim (12:29:32 AM): I was going to post it.

grantdalf (12:29:45 AM): well FUCK YOU

marcwormjim (12:29:50 AM): I organized several sections into one cohesive post.

grantdalf (12:30:21 AM): well i speall organise with an s

grantdalf (12:30:22 AM): i win

grantdalf (12:30:23 AM): OH SHIT

grantdalf (12:30:29 AM): I FUCKING SPELT SPELL WRONG

grantdalf (12:30:37 AM): SPELT?

grantdalf (12:30:39 AM): SPELLED?

grantdalf (12:30:44 AM): OH SHIT

grantdalf (12:30:48 AM): *explodes*

grantdalf signed off at 12:30:44 AM.

grantdalf is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

* - Lydia ! - says:
hilarious
* - Lydia ! - says:
she died and we find it funny
* - Lydia ! - says:
aaaah good times
Kitten says:
lmao


Kitten says:
toms here tomoz till wednesday.
* - Lydia ! - says:
aww that'll be nice
* - Lydia ! - says:
DONT GET AIDS


[Rhi*Tard] says:
we did find a plastic cock in our kitchen when we moved in..
[Rhi*Tard] says:
and handcuffs
Kitten says:
we still do, behind the door
[Rhi*Tard] says:
now its a playtoy for the rabbit
Kitten says:
yeah he was sniffing cock earlier, instead of our crotches
Captain Jack Sparrow says:
I'm laughing so hard.
[Rhi*Tard] says:
well in the leaflet it said rabbits need hard plastic toys
[Rhi*Tard] says:
to chew on
Kitten says:
it better not find my 'special toys'
[Rhi*Tard] says:
it was plastic..and definitely hard
Kitten says:
i dont want our rabbit to be vibrating across the floor
Captain Jack Sparrow says:
LMFAO!

Kitten says:
the sound of me forking paella is similar to the noise of fingering a vag


[Rhi*Tard] says:
mum always told me a cling on was poo that hangs from ur bum but wont come out like when ur constipated
[Rhi*Tard] says:
so when i heard it was a star trek character…


Kitten says:
can i just be the bit on the side, like, a sex slave
[Rhi*Tard] says:
so..we're jacks lesbian parents..and his sex slaves..hmmm
Kitten says:
we could be american
Captain Jack Sparrow says:
Nobody needsa know that.


[Rhi*Tard] says:
like when we peed on the beacj the other day
[Rhi*Tard] says:
*beach
[Rhi*Tard] says:
haha
Kitten says:
yeah man, good times
[Rhi*Tard] says:
were so sexy
Captain Jack Sparrow says:
...Gross.
Kitten says:
we make gross hot....like in japan
[Rhi*Tard] says:
except when the beach was infested with bugs..so we ran around, de-pants'd
Kitten says:
yeah, i might give birth to bug babies one day
Captain Jack Sparrow says:
An' you didn't take pictures?
[Rhi*Tard] says:
nah the boys ran at us..it was dark so they couldnt see until they got nearer so we screamed and ran
Captain Jack Sparrow says:
...LMAO.
[Rhi*Tard] says:
peeing as we ran
Kitten says:
yeah i ran while peeing and my leg was peedified
Captain Jack Sparrow says:
I jus' shuddered.
Kitten says:
cos u found it sexy
[Rhi*Tard] says:
ur leg was paedophiled?
[Rhi*Tard] says:
lmao
Captain Jack Sparrow says:
LMAO!
Kitten says:
yeah by my adult bladder



[Rhi*Tard] says:
this girl in oakwood was like "omg its night time.." and nick was like "omg phone nasa this girl's a genius!"
Kitten says:
LOL
[Rhi*Tard] says:
nasa: "quick test b4 we employ u..what time is it now..night or day?"
[Rhi*Tard] says:
girl: "......day?"
[Rhi*Tard] says:
nasa: "omgosh we need sumone like u"
[Rhi*Tard] says:
girl: "thanks asap i'll phone u back nasa"

BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:33:34 PM): ok, last year, there was this kid that used to hang out with my friends and i
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:33:51 PM): he was REALLY weird, and would tell stories about stuff like how his real mother was a prostitute
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:34:00 PM): and how he likes to jump off of things
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:34:14 PM): so one day, he's like "hey guys, i raped a girl."
The CKY Effect07 (2:34:40 PM): lol
The CKY Effect07 (2:34:42 PM): hah wow
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:34:52 PM): and he proceeded to tell us how he came in a cup, mixed it with chocolate syrup, and fed it to this 11 year old girl
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:35:09 PM): yeah
The CKY Effect07 (2:35:19 PM): lol wow
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:35:23 PM): he was later arrested for selling pirated porn to minors
The CKY Effect07 (2:35:29 PM): and i brang back this memory to you...wow
The CKY Effect07 (2:35:31 PM): lol
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:35:39 PM): and for having over 100 illegal credit card numbers on his computer
The CKY Effect07 (2:35:48 PM): lol jesus christ
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:35:50 PM): his parents kicked him out of the house
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:35:55 PM): and he overdosed on pills
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:36:08 PM): he now lives somewhere in pennsylvania
The CKY Effect07 (2:36:12 PM): lol
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:36:18 PM): not even joking
The CKY Effect07 (2:36:21 PM): i hope not anywhere near me
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:36:56 PM): whenver we would talk about him, we'd call him "crazy rob".
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:38:04 PM): well. this has been a fun trip down memory lane
BL4CKW4T3RP4RK (2:38:17 PM): just watch out for rob and his "chocolate surprise"

tinyvoices19: who blew you
th2headedboy: some chick I have never talked about here
tinyvoices19: age? pics?
th2headedboy: it was after the movie we were all drunk
th2headedboy: i dont even remember name
th2headedboy: anyways when i cum
th2headedboy: I say shabam
th2headedboy: and shes all like why goes this taste like iron?
th2headedboy: she spit it out and it was redish
th2headedboy: and thats my storie of the week
tinyvoices19: wait
tinyvoices19: you seriously CAME blood?
th2headedboy: yes
th2headedboy: no there was blood in the cum
tinyvoices19: jldsfal
tinyvoices19: how
tinyvoices19: pills?
th2headedboy: idk
tinyvoices19: myyyy
tinyvoices19: bff, jill?
th2headedboy: I figure im gonna ignore it pretend she had a cut in her mouth
th2headedboy: not down with jill
tinyvoices19: wait do you jerk off
th2headedboy: and not cum untill next time i can score a women
th2headedboy: nopew me and jill are not friends
tinyvoices19: listen
tinyvoices19: do you. jerk off.
th2headedboy: no
tinyvoices19: do it
tinyvoices19: and check your cum for blood
tinyvoices19: then like google it up or something
tinyvoices19: incase something's wrong
th2headedboy: um no
th2headedboy: cause even if there is a problem k wanna ignore it
th2headedboy: I*
tinyvoices19: lol you fag
tinyvoices19: i'm googling it
tinyvoices19: i searched webmd for "blood ejaculation" LOL

reminds me of that CC song.

haha thomas holy shit.

lol. shoulda played it off like "OW WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BIT MY DICK!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hematospermia

this could make for a really weird wet dream

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostatic_massage

I hope he gets that.

wlktrav: lawl
her: lawl?
wlktrav: lulz
her: ?????
wlktrav: it's a corruption of lol.

Yeah punch her in the face.

You too?

Is anyone on this board not a /b/tard?

th2headedboy (9:15:57 PM): eric decided he wanted to be a docter

marcwormjim (9:16:06 PM): a jew doctor.

th2headedboy (9:16:08 PM): and tried diognosing me over AIM]

marcwormjim (9:16:49 PM): so there's no symptoms of any specific ailment other than the blood?

th2headedboy (9:17:14 PM): nope

marcwormjim (9:18:36 PM): I mean I've done acid and had my chest turn into an anthill and my little heart falls out of it and I'm sad and I think "if my heart was bigger it would have stayed in" so I wear breast pocket shirts and carry my little heart in the breast pocket like I was a giant and it was my kidnapped time-traveling friend who is secretly a cardiologist but chooses not to spoil this commited relationship

marcwormjim (9:18:41 PM): but I have never came blood. So I ask.

grantdalf (12:17:53 AM): i'm heading to edinburgh in err

marcwormjim (12:17:59 AM): two seconds at 1400 rpm

grantdalf (12:18:00 AM): 6 hours or so

grantdalf (12:18:01 AM): i need sleep

marcwormjim (12:18:09 AM): well good luck with that trip.

grantdalf (12:18:19 AM): 'tis for a gig

grantdalf (12:18:23 AM): so shall be worth it, sparky.

marcwormjim (12:18:25 AM): yeah right.

marcwormjim (12:18:32 AM): a gig of gay porn on a flash drive is more like it.

This thread was done before and I posted a shitload of drunk convo's of maven and I. Quite a few with kevin too. I gotta get them off of my old hard drive.

HILARIOUS