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post Nov 14 2006, 08:01 PM
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post Nov 14 2006, 08:10 PM
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my mate knocked up his GF at the time in the first week, she said it was from a previous so he didnt care until the bitching came and he found out it was his, anyway she popped and smoked and drunk while pregnant and the baby died in her arms. it was for the best though, those two both on the dole so no way in hell would they be able to look after it
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post Nov 14 2006, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE(Jean @ Nov 14 2006, 12:30 PM) *

Get back to me when you touch a vagina.

doesn't matter if you're a virgin or not to me. even if it's the best situation to do it, it would be better to think to get a condom rather than risk it. it might seem "crazy" to think about it if you're "in the moment" or whatever, but it'll be better to think about it than risk it and get the girl pregnant.
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post Nov 14 2006, 08:31 PM
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Yes it does matter if you are a virgin.

Because you kinda don't know what it's like right before you fuck...Your dick turns into the incredible hulk and just wants to smash gash.
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post Nov 14 2006, 08:38 PM
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post Nov 14 2006, 08:38 PM
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post Nov 14 2006, 08:39 PM
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post Nov 14 2006, 08:44 PM
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shimmy shimmy ya


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post Nov 14 2006, 08:56 PM
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hows about because?


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post Nov 14 2006, 09:09 PM
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75% of the alliance is virgins.

70% of them couldnt touch gash if they wanted.

and i'm talkin' strictly about the boys.
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post Nov 14 2006, 09:11 PM
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lol i got a pregnant scare once to.
im not sensetive at all but i seriously wanted to cry.
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post Nov 14 2006, 09:38 PM
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QUOTE(Michelle @ Nov 14 2006, 09:09 PM) *

75% of the alliance is virgins.

70% of them couldnt touch gash if they wanted.

and i'm talkin' strictly about the boys.

your point? just cause some people might be virgins they can't say what they want?

I don't think it matters, some people are like "you don't know what it's like cause you've never had sex" but I think this is one of the many things that anybody could know what it's like. I think the most one track minded person during the moment right before sex could think to ask his self if he has any condoms or if the girl has any.
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post Nov 14 2006, 09:43 PM
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you do realize i havent read one bit of the thread, right?
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post Nov 14 2006, 09:47 PM
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truckstop. science damnit. until you have felt the warmth of the vag without a condom you just dont know shit about this topic...
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post Nov 14 2006, 09:47 PM
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QUOTE(TruckStop @ Nov 14 2006, 07:38 PM) *
but I think this is one of the many things that anybody could know what it's like. I think the most one track minded person during the moment right before sex could think to ask his self if he has any condoms or if the girl has any.


NO
NO
NO
NONONONOON
WRONG

PLZ GTFO

GOSH.
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post Nov 14 2006, 09:48 PM
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QUOTE(TruckStop @ Nov 14 2006, 09:38 PM) *

I don't think it matters
QUOTE(TruckStop @ Nov 14 2006, 09:38 PM) *
but I think
QUOTE(TruckStop @ Nov 14 2006, 09:38 PM) *
I think



Quit thinking so much virgin, and leave it to us sexperts.
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post Nov 14 2006, 09:52 PM
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ok I take back the "anyone knows what it's like" part. cause obviously everyone doesn't know what it feels like.

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post Nov 14 2006, 10:00 PM
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OBVIOUSLY.
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post Nov 14 2006, 10:08 PM
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QUOTE(Michelle @ Nov 14 2006, 09:09 PM) *

75% of the alliance is virgins.

70% of them couldnt touch gash if they wanted.

and i'm talkin' strictly about the boys.


and 85% wouldnt touch your gash if a 100 dollar bill was hanging out of it.

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post Nov 14 2006, 10:09 PM
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post Nov 14 2006, 10:24 PM
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QUOTE(christopher_walken @ Nov 14 2006, 07:08 PM) *

and 85% wouldnt touch your gash a 100 dollar bill was hanging out of it.



Well, i'm glad. Because I wouldn't want any of them touching my gash.
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post Nov 14 2006, 10:24 PM
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hows about because?


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QUOTE(christopher_walken @ Nov 14 2006, 11:08 PM) *

and 85% wouldnt touch your gash a 100 dollar bill was hanging out of it.

fdssa
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post Nov 14 2006, 10:38 PM
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yeah..

thats false.

i'd touch it even if it had a picture of Kevin Mosely hanging out of it.
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post Nov 14 2006, 10:47 PM
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Jean = WINNER
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post Nov 14 2006, 11:01 PM
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yeah, he kinda outdid me there. wasnt expected that.
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