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| Shlecht |
 Nov 14 2006, 06:57 AM
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You're Sleeping In A Bed Of Shame Group: Banned Posts: 112 Joined: 23-October 06 From: Maine Skin: Site Theme  |
...yesterday.
i got to school and my kind of girlfriend hana (we're together) and her best friend know something i dont and they just say "youll find out eventually". then before 3rd period hana tells me shes getting pretty much every symptom of being pregnant so i freak the fuck out then we go to the nurses. she provides us for somewhere to go, so after being anxious the entire day we get a ride to the clinic. me and 3 of my good friends just chill in some room for about an hour and a half just waiting while hana is talking to the lady about everything then got tested. the test did come out as negative, however. i've never felt so fucking relieved. but apparently its still possible she might be? so she has to go back in a week. holy fuck...try your best to avoid any unplanned pregnancy clinic. i've never been so fucking scared. |
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| chad93 |
Nov 14 2006, 07:28 AM
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pinkcigarettepf Group: Members Posts: 1,542 Joined: 17-December 05 From: MD Skin: Site Theme |
hmmm. k.
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| zigger |
Nov 14 2006, 07:33 AM
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Concrete Liver Group: Moderators Posts: 5,756 Joined: 8-December 03 From: Pennsylvania Skin: Alliance 2 |
That's what you get for having pre-marital sex, sinner!
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| Tyler |
Nov 14 2006, 07:58 AM
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www.inhifi.com Group: Members Posts: 4,832 Joined: 3-May 05 From: Vancouver Skin: Site Theme |
Been through two of those myself. The first one was just for being abso-fucking-lutely stupid. One hundred percent contraceptive-free sex thinking "I'll just pull out". Yeah, it's easier said than done. I'll spare you the messy details but she was a couple days late and we were both shitting bricks. That was my ex. Just this last week there was a bit of a scare with my fiancee. More just being paranoid than anything. One of her friends' ex girlfriends was claiming to be pregnant (turned out she did it just to fuck with the dude) and we were a bit anxious leading up to her period. Honestly, the only two times I've ever been happy my girl was on her rag.
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| RickNuzzy |
Nov 14 2006, 09:35 AM
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1 for 3 off the roof bitch! Group: Members Posts: 2,077 Joined: 16-November 03 From: cities on the slopes of Vesuvius. Skin: The Dark |
white bitches always start drama.
don't be silly, wrap up your willy. |
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| joshua |
Nov 14 2006, 10:00 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 827 Joined: 25-October 05 From: the woods Skin: The Dark |
i'd probably kill myself if my girlfriend became pregnent
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| MrBungle |
Nov 14 2006, 10:39 AM
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you can get pregnant from handjobs now??
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| teh carm |
Nov 14 2006, 10:46 AM
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Group: Banned Posts: 5,850 Joined: 8-May 05 Skin: Maven's Used Car Lot |
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| IfIDiedAgain |
Nov 14 2006, 11:02 AM
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-NC61- Group: Members Posts: 2,588 Joined: 25-September 04 From: EUGENE, OREGON... HOME OF THE DUCKS! Skin: Maven's Used Car Lot |
Shlecht, where the hell did you come from?
Every post of yours that I have read, I have hated. Throw this one in there too. |
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| christopher_walken |
Nov 14 2006, 11:27 AM
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just throw it in her ass from now on. problem solved. than we dont have to worry about you spreading autism down the pipe line.
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| Jean |
Nov 14 2006, 12:12 PM
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Got more records than the KGB. Group: Members Posts: 2,885 Joined: 1-December 03 From: BOSTON..ish Skin: Maven's Used Car Lot |
Whats even worse is when a co-worker you banged tells you this at the begining of an 8 hr shift.
Rusty scissors never looked so tempting. |
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| zed |
Nov 14 2006, 12:18 PM
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Believe the sting!! Group: Members Posts: 756 Joined: 2-July 04 From: wichita, ks Skin: The Dark |
QUOTE(MMH @ Nov 14 2006, 06:58 AM)  One of her friends' ex girlfriends was claiming to be pregnant (turned out she did it just to fuck with the dude) EVIL >:O |
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| Truckstop |
Nov 14 2006, 12:23 PM
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BANN'D 4RM PLASTIC PLAN Group: Banned Posts: 7,808 Joined: 10-January 05 From: michigan Skin: Site Theme |
come on people (in general)....it's simple...just use a fuckin condom. it's really simple...and that's why it's so weird (and funny) that there's all this "teenage pregnacy" all over the place in schools and stuff
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| Jean |
Nov 14 2006, 12:30 PM
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Got more records than the KGB. Group: Members Posts: 2,885 Joined: 1-December 03 From: BOSTON..ish Skin: Maven's Used Car Lot |
Get back to me when you touch a vagina.
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| Steph |
Nov 14 2006, 12:40 PM
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Steph Johnson Group: Members Posts: 759 Joined: 1-November 05 From: Providence, RI Skin: Site Theme |
I had a friend who had sex once (she's a lesbian anyway, but felt the need to explore I suppose)....well that one time fuCKed her system up....so she did a pregnancy test...the 99.9% EPT test...turns out she was that .1 % because it was negative. A week later she did another one and it was positive...she went and took care of it though. So watch out on that one....
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| VIVA_LA_BETO |
Nov 14 2006, 12:44 PM
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Someone threw a ban at betobucks Group: Banned Posts: 2,616 Joined: 4-October 05 From: "UNKNOWN LOCATION" Skin: Site Theme |
I do not use guns. Anyway better try outcourse.
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| MrBungle |
Nov 14 2006, 12:54 PM
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QUOTE(Jean @ Nov 14 2006, 12:30 PM) Get back to me when you touch a vagina. so true, jean. so true. yeah, when you're a virgin its so easy to say "just use a condom, its simple" but when you see a girl spread eagle on a bed... man, you dont even remember your NAME, let alone to put on a condom. you become that caveman dude from quest for fire. hell the only reason Ive used them when I have is because she says "you have a condom?" then i snap out of my animalistic lust for just barely long enough to put one on. This post has been edited by MrBungle: Nov 14 2006, 12:55 PM |
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| Jean |
Nov 14 2006, 12:55 PM
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Got more records than the KGB. Group: Members Posts: 2,885 Joined: 1-December 03 From: BOSTON..ish Skin: Maven's Used Car Lot |
No condom>condom
The Pill>truckstop |
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| Ferguson |
Nov 14 2006, 12:56 PM
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slushy iz only 99 cent Group: Members Posts: 10,787 Joined: 10-January 04 From: Venice,CA Skin: Maven's Used Car Lot |
the pill>everything
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| MrBungle |
Nov 14 2006, 12:56 PM
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just pull out, like the dfa1979 song says.
yeah theres the dangers of pre-cum but thats like such a rediculously slim chance that its worth taking. |
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| Jean |
Nov 14 2006, 01:01 PM
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Got more records than the KGB. Group: Members Posts: 2,885 Joined: 1-December 03 From: BOSTON..ish Skin: Maven's Used Car Lot |
Hence the pill>everything
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| MrBungle |
Nov 14 2006, 01:04 PM
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no no no
fucking some girl out of town> everything |
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| Jean |
Nov 14 2006, 01:08 PM
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Got more records than the KGB. Group: Members Posts: 2,885 Joined: 1-December 03 From: BOSTON..ish Skin: Maven's Used Car Lot |
Well played sir.
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| christopher_walken |
Nov 14 2006, 02:08 PM
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this is simple. put the bitch at the top of the stairs. kick her in the stomach, so she falls backwards down the stairs.
thats your protection. |
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| Flesh Into Gear 96 |
Nov 14 2006, 02:54 PM
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Drinking Sunny D because the purple stuff is rank Group: Members Posts: 4,892 Joined: 2-December 03 From: Jersey Skin: The Dark |
Who bets he made this up for cred to make him look like a non-virgin?
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