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Question:
Heey guys, Please tell me, why are American people so afraid of seeing a nipple or hearing 'fuck'? In The Netherlands, where I live, you hear fuck and see nipples all day lng on tv and such, and no one has a problem with it. I just don't understand where this comes from, do you?

asked by Crinsane on 04/19/2010

Answer:
another thing i noticed about the netherlands, 100s of bikes, scooters, etc. parked at the train station with no locks and no one was stealing any of them. in america those shits would be all stolen within minutes. we should work on that.

answered by Jess on 07/27/2010

Question:
I hope you guys are able to release the new stuff on a CD somehow. I know I'm not the only one who'd buy it. I just feel like something is missing when I download a song from iTunes.

asked by chin78 on 07/25/2010

Answer:
i know what you mean. i love itunes, i use it ALL the time, its convenience is pretty amazing. but theres something about owning something versus having a picture of something and just fake owning it. that kind of sucks. either way, when i get a song stuck in my head and i need to hear it immediately, its pretty fucking great that i can get it in about 4 seconds.

answered by Jess on 07/27/2010

Question:
Jess, are you up for a shot of Jager on Friday Night in Leamington!?

asked by Matt from England on 07/26/2010

Answer:
sure why not. i think we might be hanging out at the new "jager ice truck" at the sonisphere festival. come and get shitty with us. after that show we have to fly from london to singapore, singapore to brisbane, brisbane to new zealand. i have never flown completely around the planet earth before but i imagine its going to suck shit. im going to need enough alcohol to kill a fucking snow leopard.

answered by Jess on 07/26/2010

Question:
heys guys, just thought id give you guys an update on things, while purchasing a copy of The Black Dahlia Murder's "Deflorate" i noticed that copies of Carver City Special Editions where covering up the covers of cds such as, Cobra Starshit and Chevele, it was a good day, love ya <3

asked by cky vs H.I.M.-CKY wins on 10/04/2009

Answer:
is it me or do the guys in cobra starship seem like if they ever saw a vagina they would get scared and then maybe put a snoopy band-aid on it? same goes for that band "we the kings" holy shit i miss rock and roll.

answered by Jess on 07/26/2010

Question:
Darth Vader robbed a bank. For reals, he did. http://www.411mania.com/movies/news/146701

asked by Captain Obvious on 07/23/2010

Answer:
yeah man, not enough people have fun with robberies. if you are going to take the time and rob a bank have some fucking fun with it. give the hostages a laugh. dress up as a baby or something. have a pacifier and a little bonnet. hide the gun in a toy. then if the cops show up and surround the place and you get that nervous stomach feeling you can just shit your diaper. maybe they will go easy on your jail sentence just for making it fun.

answered by Jess on 07/25/2010

Question:
I got a suggestion for stopping downloading all this music. Upload a file yourself with a fucking major computer virus, crash the computer! All bands should do this. A bit harsh, but sure would be convincing to not risk stealing music anymore if it happened more often. I give credit to Valient Himself of Valient Thorr for this idea.

asked by Dev-o on 07/25/2010

Answer:
when movies, video games, software and books become downloaded as much as music, which will probably be the case soon enough - maybe they will start doing things like that. the movie and video game industry is a lot smarter than the mongo's running the music industry. those people are dumber than a second coat of paint. just look at the bands they choose to dump their marketing budgets into! jesus!

answered by Jess on 07/25/2010

Question:
Matty J, did you see any horse and buggys in Lancaster?

asked by Jimmy on 07/23/2010

Answer:
matty J is not new to horses. he grows horses on his horse farm in new hope. matty J is a grower and a show-er, thats rare.

answered by Jess on 07/25/2010

Question:
Do u guyz heart wheat, white, croissants or a baguette?

asked by rumplestilskingrinder on 07/25/2010

Answer:
shup faguette

answered by Jess on 07/25/2010

Question:
What do you guys think of Coldplay? Another random question, what are some of your current favorite TV shows?

asked by Eliasman on 07/25/2010

Answer:
pretentious and dull. that kind of music could be good, but they do it with such a self-important vibe it makes me sick. at least the singer does. he's one of those annoying celebrities that makes a bit of money and decides hes going to get political, environmental and anti-corporation even though every check he cashes is signed by some greedy fuck thats destroying something. whats with all these celebrities going to places in africa to hang out with starving people? so angelina jolie does a stupid action movie that no one went to see and then all of a sudden she's qualified to save the planet. fuck her. fuck coldplay and their son apple. i like Dexter and What's Happening.

answered by Deron on 07/25/2010

Question:
CKY tattoo or no?

asked by DoWnHiLL88 on 07/25/2010

Answer:
of course!

answered by Deron on 07/25/2010

Question:
Deron, out of all the songs you've written, which one has your favorite lyrics?

asked by Steve Mc on 07/24/2010

Answer:
i like inhuman creation station lyrics a lot. very witty.

answered by Deron on 07/25/2010

Question:
Deron or Chad, what do you think of John 5's playing?

asked by Donald Hall on 07/24/2010

Answer:
cheeseball

answered by Deron on 07/25/2010

Question:
What do you guys mean when you say NHL 10 didn't help carver city? Every other comment on this youtube video is "best song in nhl 10!", "this song rocks in nhl 10!". Maybe it didn't boost sales of CC but it definetly expanded the fanbase. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YHG6bWbyx4

asked by ￅsTheTablesTurn on 07/24/2010

Answer:
yes it may have done that. but selling only 10% of the amount of records you sold 6 years ago is pretty standard for every band.

answered by Deron on 07/25/2010

Question:
an acoustic of "don't hold your breath"??? I can't wait!

asked by ekojmart on 07/24/2010

Answer:
yeah, we have some cool stuff floating around which will pop-up this fall. just trying to figure out how to release it these days without getting ass-raped by the file sharing butt pirates. i don't mind getting molested a little bit, or maybe a fondle even. but violent torrent infested asshole-rape is where i'm going to have to put my foot down. every record store is either closed or closing which makes it kind of tricky to figure out the best way to get it out there.

answered by Jess on 07/24/2010

Question:
Matty J should grow a third middle finger and tell all these cocksuckers to stop hating on him...cant wait till yous guys come to boston

asked by joey on 07/24/2010

Answer:
matty should have just joined the band back in 1997 when we were recording at the groundhog. he would have saved us from being plagued by all these line-up changes. we have become the spinal tap of bass players it seems. its a little bit annoying.

answered by Jess on 07/24/2010

Question:
what do you think of John Mayer? The music is a tad boring at times but i think its unique.

asked by Dieronic on 07/24/2010

Answer:
that guy is a shit-stain. the king of "banana-republic blues" music. and i'm sick of seeing his dumb fucking face too.

answered by Jess on 07/24/2010

Question:
Good call on helping your friend's kids out Jess-Jess, that's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever seen. Have any other musicians done something like this that you know of?

asked by ragin on 07/03/2010

Answer:
i don't know. but the oil gold tape is up now, theres about a day left on that. next up is test-pressing vinyl of vol.1 and vol.2. theres maybe like 7 or 8 copies of each that were printed in 2003. the only people who have other copies of that is me, chad and deron.

answered by Jess on 07/24/2010

Question:
What the hell is up with all the Matty J hate? Met him after the show in Lancaster,PA and he couldn't have been nicer to my little cousin. Can not wait to hear him on the new CKY songs coming out in October!

asked by thefirstdon on 07/24/2010

Answer:
i dont like to gloat, but SEE????

answered by Deron on 07/24/2010

Question:
Matty J Sucks! Bring back Deis! Hell, id even settle for Bruni Or Zeberowski!

asked by MikeyMollison on 07/21/2010

Answer:
die. Matty J is the best musician we've ever had in the band, especially on bass. vern's a douche, deis went domestic, and bruni? he sold his bass 42 minutes after he left the band in 2000.

answered by Deron on 07/24/2010

Question:
I haven't been keeping up with CKY for about a year or so. But you guys fucking rock so I'm back into it again and want to see a live show god damn it! Are you pussies gonna be near Vancouver or Victoria, BC at all?

asked by KIKI on 07/22/2010

Answer:
there you go! you tried to get away from us but then you realized that everything else sucked so now you're back. the same thing happened to me in '08! CKY rules.

answered by Deron on 07/24/2010

Question:
Why does ANYONE give a shit about Lindsay Lohan? Did she win an oscar? NO! She has only made one decent movie...if that.

asked by swels on 07/23/2010

Answer:
if you havent noticed, the most famous people of today havent done a single fucking thing. what do the kardashians do? what does kate plus 8 do???? at least lindsay is an actress but she gets more attention being a god damned fucking mess. i dont get it!

answered by Deron on 07/24/2010

Question:
Did you ever feel that Don't Hold Your Breath should have been on Carver City and Era of and End should have been one AACBF? Given the whole theme of CC being on a beach side town.

asked by knightmare13 on 07/24/2010

Answer:
no...i think "dont hold..." ends ANSWER very well. i just recorded a really good acoustic version of it possibly for an upcoming release.

answered by Deron on 07/24/2010

Question:
Matty J should grow a personality?

asked by DJ on 07/24/2010

Answer:
you're just pissed because you're not the new CKY guy. Matty J has the most unique personality of anyone i've ever met. multi-talented, extremely mellow, and very passionate about music and CKY. grow up or kill yourself...whichever happens first.

answered by Deron on 07/24/2010

Question:
Matty J should grow a 3 foot blister.

asked by terry on 07/21/2010

Answer:
Ok what's up with these questions about growing things on me? A 3 foot blister...really? I'd rather grow a garden. This takes a lot of hard work and dedication, but the rewards you get from harvesting all the delicious fruits and veggies can't be beat.

answered by Matty J. on 07/22/2010

Question:
Matty J should grow a wiener?

asked by brodie on 07/21/2010

Answer:
why? are you a hot dog struttin floozy?

answered by Jess on 07/21/2010

Question:
SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE!SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! SONISPHERE! Are you looking forward to playing it, i know i cant wait!!!!

asked by Georgehaslam on 07/20/2010

Answer:
Ok just take a few deep breaths and calm down...lol

answered by Matty J. on 07/21/2010

Question:
Matty J should grow a bang?

asked by Hansepansan on 07/21/2010

Answer:
I'm thingking about growing a prince valiant... http://www.celtic-twilight.com/camelot/hollywood/prince_valiant.jpg

answered by Matty J. on 07/21/2010

Question:
first we lose peter steele, dio and paul gray. then all the good bands start breaking up. and i have to hear owl city all the time at work. i need a musical morale booster, cky should play boston again

asked by Spenser on 07/20/2010

Answer:
We will be there soon, so now you can come out and get your morale booster. Paradise Rock Club Boston, MA - 11/11/2010

answered by Matty J. on 07/20/2010

Question:
when can we hear the new cky songs that you guys have been working on for awhile now?

asked by drew on 07/17/2010

Answer:
October

answered by Jess on 07/18/2010

Question:
Jess, do you have any understanding for people that don't like Led Zeppelin?

asked by TimCky on 07/17/2010

Answer:
If someone can make it through the song Achilles last stand and at the end decide that they don't like it. Then chances are, we are never going to be friends.

answered by Jess on 07/18/2010

Question:
hey jess, whats you favorite pre-cky song ?

asked by CampKillMyself on 07/17/2010

Answer:
Universal culture shock

answered by Jess on 07/18/2010

Question:
Just heard ...And She Never Returned on BBC radio 1 rock show hosted by Daniel P Carter from The bloodhound gang.

asked by GethCKY on 07/18/2010

Answer:
Daniel is a good guy, his other band hexes opened for us in the uk a few times. His radio show is pretty good

answered by Jess on 07/18/2010

Question:
jess all your favorite bands are breaking up... a lot of them are mine too. Make sure CKY doesnt.

asked by Helliononparade on 07/16/2010

Answer:
i asked one of my fav's (cant say who) when the hell i can get a copy of the album they have been working on for a while now, im fucking dying ovah heyah waiting around for it. and their response to me was "who cares?" HA.. pretty funny - but pretty depressing at the same time. thats what downloading does i guess

answered by Jess on 07/17/2010

Question:
this might sound corny but what advise do you have for up and coming musicians who doesent want to play nickleback/threedaysgrace crap and actually talented, GOOD stuff? and another thing it seems like good bands are getting less and less credit like i know some bands now and i think if they we around the 70's/80's everybody would be like holy shit

asked by CutButt2RJ on 07/15/2010

Answer:
It seems you are off to a good start by recognizing the nickleback/threedaysgrace crap, but it will take a lot of hard work to turn this all around. All of these crappy bands are kind of like the Gulf oil spill. That pipe blew up and oil was gushing out for to long. Even though it has now been contained, there is still gona be years of cleaning to do. The general public have been saturated with all these bands for so long that it makes it hard for anyone with new innovative good music to get any opportunity. If we keep supporting the few bands that are, then there's a chance to turn off the crappy bands and start flooding the market with fresh new sounds. Now is a great time to be motivated and inspired to start something great.

answered by Matty J. on 07/16/2010

Question:
Yo Matty J, I totally think you should let your hair grow longer. It would look pretty sweet. Just sayin'. Hahaa.

asked by AyyLexi on 07/16/2010

Answer:
Yeh my hair grows so fast because I keep watering it,if I don't cut it back I'll end up looking like cousin it...lol

answered by Matty J. on 07/16/2010

Question:
Hay Jess, what's up with only matty J. And you answering the ask cky's?

asked by Juanpa on 07/15/2010

Answer:
deron got a facebook and chad has a twitter, im staying on here because i thought nothing could be worse than "myspace" but as it turns out, i was wrong.

answered by Jess on 07/16/2010

Question:
Why is everyone in such a bad mood lately...everywhere people are miserable...I just pour some Jack Daniels and listen to some Shitbirdz and I'm good for the day...whats everyones problem?

asked by MattMez on 07/14/2010

Answer:
That doesn't sound like a bad idea. I think people are moody and miserable lately because everyone's been going through some tuff times, tuff times.

answered by Matty J. on 07/15/2010

Question:
is the Hellview show all ages?

asked by P.Linde on 07/13/2010

Answer:
yes it is

answered by Jess on 07/14/2010

Question:
Omg jess you get into the best band s sometimes..But where the fuck could i get a Kamchatka CD?

asked by wrestlingfan1023 on 07/14/2010

Answer:
cdbaby.com/kamchatka

answered by Jess on 07/14/2010

Question:
I just got back from Wal*Mart and there wasnt a single cd in the whole store. I almost started crying.

asked by Donald Hall on 07/12/2010

Answer:
aww, thats too bad. what is beyonce and linkin park going to do now?

answered by Jess on 07/12/2010

Question:
i'm getting kind of bored with my music collection, any suggestions on new/old albums i should check out?

asked by Jacwhy on 07/11/2010

Answer:
instructions for how to win at life: get all 3 kamchatka CDs right now.

answered by Jess on 07/12/2010

Question:
What's the deal with the whole entire cky crew like dicamillo, rake, raab, bam and everyone else? Do you guys still hang out together or has everyone gone in there own direction?

asked by Skatevideoeditor on 04/18/2010

Answer:
it seems like the guys that still film these days are ryan dunn and rakeyohn. me, bam, chad, dunn and rake all filmed some stuff for the new jackass movie. it seems like raab and bran want to branch off and do other stuff, which is cool - i mean i couldn't imagine doing another CKY video anyway, it just wouldn't be the same. those videos had such a style about them, its like a perfect snap-shot of our early days and to try and re-create that would be kind of forced i think.

answered by Jess on 07/12/2010

Question:
my house got flooded with water today from this damn storm. I lost my vol 1 in the pool of water which used to be known as my room. fuck mother nature

asked by DJ on 07/10/2010

Answer:
yeah mother nature has been PMSing lately it seems, i guess thats what happens when you dump oil all over her titties. well, we at CKY are a little more forgiving than mother nature. volume 1 is only 7 bucks this month over at www.cdbaby.com/cky